Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Drole One-liners

From the entertaining but unfortunately titled movie "White Mischief" showing on TV on Sunday night (I'd only seen the second half before), starring Charles Dance, Trevor Howard, Greta Scacchi etc. About aristocratic Brits living decadently in the Forties in Kenya, while back in Europe life was deprivation and War, War, War..
  • What happens to a woman after she loses her looks? Nothing.
  • He's got the bitch back, so he might as well have the kennel too. (He was being cuckolded, so killed his wife's lover and then bought the house of the dead rival).
  • Why are banks so happy to lend you an umbrella when the sun is shining, only to ask for it back as soon as it starts raining?

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